From: Teaparty Headquarters
To: New Member
Subject: You Have Been Approved
We thank you for applying new member and we hope that you enjoy all the benefits of being a Teaparty Member as outlined below in the July Calandar:
July 1st thru 3rd are set aside as Protest Days to be held at the local Social Security Office where we will be protesting the massive giveaway programs that Obama has created.
July 4th We meet at Springer Park to celebrate this great country and what this country stood for before Obama was elected.
July 5th is Pot Luck at Senior Gleaners with limited space so get there early and leave walkers at the entrance way. All guns will be checked at the door.
July 6th is free
July 7th is the grand opening of Bubba Kelly's new subdivision on Main street and they are serving FREE Hot Dogs. Get there early and please walk into the model before getting Hot Dogs so as not to ruin it for the rest of us.
July 8th thu 13 once again we will be protesting massive government but this time we target Obamacare. Meet us each morning at the Medicare clinic so you can also get your flu shots and hearing aids adjusted. We'll be on the corner of Vine and Crow street. To avoid congestion park golf carts in the back alley.
July 14th thru 19th is "Git 'er Done" week. We know most will be unable to do much until our Social Security checks arrive so this is the week we set aside for preparation. If you do not receive your checks in time for the events just contact us and we will try to help you contact the correct Social Security Department so you do not get caught in their filthy web of overspending to the point the machine forgets to pay you. Additionally, Billie Bob will be giving a free clinic on creating signs. This award winning Teaparty sign maker has won top honors in the past with his signs "Obama sucks" "No Way No One Sucks Like Obama, Never" "Obama Relly, Relly Sucks" and last weeks winning sign "Commie, Racist Obama Sucks".
The rest of the month is open and we'll be contacting you to give you the protest dates, the potlucks, and the government agencies we plan on targeting. We are repeating but we do request you only bring guns to those protest site functions where they have the most impact like when we protest Obummer and the massive government giveaways. Do not bring guns to any indoor functions we attend like gun shows and Thelma Jo's Bingo Extravaganza as it can be dangerous.
Welcome and we look forward to getting to know you.