BREAKING NEWS:  The highly publicized walkout of Union employees came to a head this week with a bad call by stand-ins in the arena making what could be seen as the worst call ever.  Political beings around the nation spoke out in agreement on the outrage of not settling a strike and giving the professionals what they are asking for.  Viewers were outraged at the very idea that stand ins could make such a mistake.

Lets go back to that embarrassing moment:  The arena was packed with all sides pulling for a winner.  It was nearing the end when Bobby Carr was given the chance to break it wide open and win it all.  He struggled but then tossed it out with high hopes when the last side missed it:

"Ubiquitous, U-B-I-Q-U-I-T-U-S, ubiquitous"

The stand in teachers all agreed and announced the decision - "Correct!  Congratulations Bobby, you are the winner".  The audience showed outrage.  Everyone agreed that the teachers on strike need to have their needs met quickly and return to the classrooms because so much was at stake when children are let down by this kind of mistake by stand-ins.  There is no question the professional's skill is worth every penny.  Across America, republicans and democrats voices rang out in approval.  The sanctity of a child's mind has been restored. 

Oh wait.  It was Football Referees that the Nation supported, not the Teachers.  Nevermind.